ive lost all motivation to do anything these days and people dont understand they just tell me to get motivated yeah sure let me go down to the store and grab a bottle of purpose in life
the person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo i love u so much im gonna get the government involved so u cant leave
Book: Liking me so far?
Book: Slow down, do you really want to finish me tonight?
Book: How's your heart doing?
Book: Oops, did I break you?
Book: Don't cry for me.
Book: You're almost at the end!
Book: You're going to know all the answers now!
Book: Oops, did I forget to mention I'm the first in a series?
Book: And that the sequel comes out next year?
My coffee got cold, so I made an owl with it.
you made an owL WITH YOUR FUCKING COFFEE